Muh truck done run over muh dog. :/
Some one make AI compose a country song about their truck leaving them for a liberal. Top of the charts guaranteed.
They took our jobs!
Great new(/s)! Ford has patented this already: https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20230055958
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Eh? Tomska made a video about this?
“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”On a morning from a Paul Blart movie
In a country that’s going back in time.You went rolling through that crowd like a, Proud Boy mewling,
Commiting a crime.She drives out of the sun in a silver dressing,
Rusting through from the touch of rain.Don’t bother asking for explanations,
she’ll refuse refunds all the sameKing Crimson always did weird shit outside of expectations or genres, but this is one of their weirdest:
It's here I sit and rust amid this ruin and rancor Like tire irons, toothy grills and car parts before me The acid rain floods my floorboard Burns my pores and rots my upholstery Once I was worshipped, polished magnificently Now I lay in decay by the dirty angry bay I'm ready to leave I wanna be out of here I'm ready to ride away I don't wanna die in here I'm ready to ride My skin is metallic now, no longer an elegant powder blue My body unhinged and sleeping in the jungle Of motor block manifolds and metal relics What was deluxe becomes debris, I never questioned loyalty But this dead end demolishes the dreams Of an open highwayOh wow, very Crimson song indeed – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvEeOZHNHZE
I’m still glad they let the Chapman Stick go again after two albums. Bass & guitar is just better.
Will the dog be in the back?
Yeah, the dog will be in the back.
Can’t apply for a job because the AI interview stage can’t recognize his country accent.
Can’t afford his car note, his truck leaves him.
He’s broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.
Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won’t let him buy alcohol.
Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.
I’m not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.
Dude don’t diss my tractor wife
That’s my point, sad hick made a pass at your tractor wife. She shot him down. She’s a good lady, that one. A real keeper.
You have a great imagination, and a clear writing style.
We’ll pay you minimum wage to write stories so our AI can usurp actual authors.
We’ll pay you minimum wage
Not even: “We’ll pay you, a contractor, a one-time measly sum to create IP for us. No royalties or anything so high and lofty for you, peasant, and certainly no job security.”
Hey now! I can write this for free and try desperately to get it published so someone else can get paid to let it get ripped for training data.
That’s the American way
The battery dies in his robodog
shoulda already been a song like that. trucks cost 100k and the repo man casually blends into the sun-kissed darkness of suburbia at 6:30 am without a worry. those legal desperados are usually riding off into the light of day before you can pull your legal carry out of the nightstand.
if country music wasn’t fake as hell it would have already addressed this.
Red, White, and Pink Slip Blues pretty much already addresses that.
I hide the pickup truck
In Ricky Brown’s garage
(Over on the next block)
'Cause there’s a repo man to dodgeI slip out the back door
Lord, I never thought I’d live to see this day
We’re gonna need that truck
When they come to take the house awaydunno where you live but nobody driver cybertrucks is taking loans out on them where I live. They buy them in cash and they are all old dudes or young tech bros. there are two on my block, one guy has paisley flowers all over his.
also three rivian R1s and a couple of Lucid Airs on my block.
“My ex-truck cheated on me with my best friends motorcycle”
“and somehow now I’m paying child support, where I’m fucked but I didn’t get fucked; tell me what kind of bullshit is thiiiiiis?”
There already is a metal album about fucking cars so it can’t be that far off
There’s a metal album starring a bird - country music wishes it was as awesome as metal.
After it runs over his dog.
The movie Her, but make it hick
Knowing hicks in 'Murica, I am on the side of the truck
I mean if there are songs about horses leaving a guy then it already happened and if there isn’t then there’s no reason to believe it would be any different with autonomous cars.
One difference: the horse vehicle may run off to the fjords, the truck vehicle may run off to the Ford’s.
