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I also fondly remember my life when I was a mere 999 years old.

Better get my fire extinguisher ready again.

You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.

It’s the closest analogy that makes sense at a glance. It’s clearly not the mouth, and since we mammals only have one other air vent, that just leaves the nose. However in actuality they have non-breathing scent detectors that are totally separate from three breathing system. It’s like if your nose could smell but not be breathed through; instead you breathed in through your mouth and had slits on your throat used to exhale.

Where else are you gonna get your recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P while in space?

When I was that age it was Godzilla walking towards the shallow end.

Well that big ass asteroid was coming in 2012 so we had to make sure and be ready to catch it. But since it’s really big everybody had to work together to do so. Then we just yeeted that thing up like a volleyball and it went away. And that’s why we’re still alive today.

You forgot about the bitter garbage that’s inside of cabbage cultivars. If you’re a normal person you know that they taste like death. If you are a weird mutant you think they taste somewhere on a scale between acceptable and delicious.

That’s why I advocate for fines and penalties scaled to income and net worth, both personal and corporate. If you’re poor you should still be able to eat after paying a speeding ticket, but if you’re a billionaire you should be knocked down a couple of million for the same offense.

Because I could eat 20 cookies, but 40 is too many. And that’s terrible.

Oh hey I recognize him from those where’s Waldo books.

https://hatebeak.bandcamp.com/album/birdhouse-by-the-cemetery-2

There’s a metal album starring a bird - country music wishes it was as awesome as metal.

You are correct, thanks.

That’s a great chance to practice disassociation.

That reminds me of the only tangentially related time I won a game of Jenga while piss drunk. Not my greatest accomplishment, but memorable as it was strip Jenga at a party, guys vs gals, and my win brought out the boobs. That was the end of the game, it was like 4am lol

I didn’t know how they did it, but USB connectors exist in a superposition in 11-dimensional space. Every time you collapse the wave form by plugging one in, its orientation changes to one at random unless you directly observe their respective orientations.

I was going to say just look out the window and see if the lights in the neighborhood are on, but then I remembered that sometimes blackouts happened during the day. I would feel stupid if 99% of blackouts near me happened in the evening or night.

You gotta give the camera the bug eyes. Go full-on Kash Patel of you can.

If they could kick in your door and take away your DVDs, they would. Fuck em, pirate away.