hey everyone this dude’s three ichtyologists in a trench coat get 'em!
MinnesotaGoddam
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
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listen here, bucky
wow now the word makes sense
maybe some of us are just naturally kinky tho.
like, i went to see a… what’s it called. spine adjuster. based off woo ghost mormon magic, but the dude did really good therapeutic massage too once he learned what’s what and did what he could to really help his clients. including me, when he did his xray he told me he was going to tell me to stand up straight but turns out my spine just does that. so next time someone tells me to stand up straight, tell them i have doctor’s orders to flip them off but am too polite to.
i just flip them off.
I won’t stand for this poop hole slander. this kind of talk is alarmist and irresponsible. i love the poop hole. my father worked two jobs to dig this poop hole and never complained. why are we talking about closing the poop hole. if you love america, you throw money in it’s poop hole.
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.
we wore a lot of elastic
lucky. she’s still a fox
(here’s younger her)

huh. mine defaults to the back camera (which has a plastic shutter in front of it) so i get a black screen every time i turn on my camera app. unless it’s bright out, then i get the color of the plastic.
i would like a gyro
https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder
i’m pretty sure we didn’t get ours from this website. then again. i don’t know. it was a while ago.
Mancy Nancy and Oancy are upset at being omitted
I’m mad you still didn’t have M as in Mancy up there
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•I wonder how much it would cost to install one in my backyard...English
6·4 days agoyou’re the only person asserting they are. having a trait be associated with an ideal of a gender doesn’t mean it’s an exclusive association.
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memes@lemmy.world•WARNING: Spookimeter at elevated levels this monthEnglish
3·6 days agoyour spoiler tag whoopsie doodled. add the word spoiler after the first 3 : : : s and it should work
::: spoiler Everyone sensible's reaction  :::
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•WARNING: Spookimeter at elevated levels this monthEnglish
2·6 days agobut i keep an emergency skeleton inside me at all times
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Anytime I watch anything these daysEnglish
3·6 days agoit was just one scene in Corpse Bride, too. a single song, I finally watched it with the subtitles on and understood it this year. I understood some delightful jokes and lyrics for the first time! I want to cast so many aspersions at our dear friend Alan Smythee at the sound department on that film, but like half the sound department went uncredited so i get it.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Anytime I watch anything these daysEnglish
2·6 days agothat would be the occasion to find the [enable dialogue enhancer] setting (or a reasonable facsimile, mine is called the same) in the tv. if you have a center channel, leave it off.
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Anytime I watch anything these daysEnglish
3·6 days agoi’ve got one of those systems. It’s tuned damn well. I still have those problems. It’s like asking why someone would not like something shot in shaky cam. Some people just get nauseated when it takes up the whole screen. I do, and I do fine on roller coasters. And was stoned. It was weird. Not every film is for every person, but if you can add subs it makes it more accessible.


what if i’m a wolfman with surfing powers?