Why?

Also contributes a nice cool breeze in this obscene heat

Just two victims of capitalism verbally flopping into each other like zombies, nothing to see here.

Same and that’s my neck

I will always see the title emoticon as a big smile with googly eyes and a very long nose.

Be the change you want to see

I’ve been successfully trolled.

But they would treat you like a queen

Webuyskin.com was a risky visit but it paid off

So you’re saying my chance to make it as an actor will outlive me

Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.

For oxygen yeah, but hydrogen is easier to just buy.

I thought whipped cream, which would make it basically a tart

This is the plot of an Oceans movie.

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He’s having a crisis because he just met a talking sandwich.

Real ones arr

Nice

Not bees, they pees

I wish the footwear in this meme was in shot, both for the crocs and because it looks like Jesus might be wearing heels, or maybe platforms.