You would be appalled to deal with c-suites

The battery dies in his robodog

Aaaand he’s gone!

Yeah but have you seen him eat eggs???

Lumberjacked is pretty close

On behalf of the Department of War, it is my sad duty to confirm that your son is presumed to have been killed in action. Your son died serving the nobel cause of being a distraction from the Epstein Files.

…equal rights for all people, Jewish in particular.

Lol