I hate saying it like this, but this kind of thing reminded me: every 5-10 years take a legit amazing, wonderful photo of yourself. A for real glamor shot. Dressed awesome, good lighting, lovely background. Make the effort.

Not only for your funeral, but if you get killed in a public fascist escalation and every news outlet news needs something to run, give them something beautiful to define your life.

Now let’s all go have a cry real fast.

Lovely! Crunchy snack, here I come!

A better middle ground: graft genetically modified pork onto a human for like a day.

OR… Find people losing weight from ozempic and have them get surgery to remove excess skin. Sell it as “lab-grown meat.”

psoriasis crackling

Can… my mouth get psoriasis?

Of course not. It’s a silly concept.

Which is exactly why it’s hilarious that vegans should be eating fried foreskins.

Yeah. It’s a real criteria to vegan food, it has to be given with consent. It’s an intentional thing to exclude animals and animal-derived products, like milk or honey.

Vegan calamari! Wolverine can consent.