
Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.
Maybe these guys could install it for you
I think I am getting the the fear

The the carpeting
The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.
The two “the”s let you know how serious they are.
Whenever someone does that, I reread it in Jeff Goldblum’s voice and it becomes scintillating.
Yes, the carpet and lights.
https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html
I’m very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That’ll be the most expensive part
black lights
Risky, I like it.
The sex dungeon is adjoining, so we’ll see… literally
Does it also smell like a bus seat?
No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.
That’s what a bus seat smells like.
New York City subway seats taste the best.
how? they’re smooth plastic. nothing to hold onto the flavor.
what you really want are the blue velvet seats on Philadelphia’s Market-Frankford subway line
Smooth plastic holds the puddles better.
Can confirm, I was the kid.
MYSTERY SCIENCE THETHEATRE 3000
The early 1990s called, they need that carpet to hang as a backdrop for school photos.
That stupid backdrop (for my older brothers’ school photos) had toddler-me convinced that school would be like a party.
I was so, so disappointed.
Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like
the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can’t see the puke!
You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?
no, you realize there’s like a dozen people in those games it could be? my culture is not your costume, asshole!
Hey babe, new sonic lore just landed
I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay
You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.
Supply and demand still works!
You and @DonkeyStar@lemmy.world need to exchange carpet supplier contacts.
We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.











