First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.
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Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.
And change your gait to the Ministry of Silly Walks so they can’t identify you by your real gait.
I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.
Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.
In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todayto
memes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though
4·3 days agoIt is on topic because OOP wrote “prostrate.” Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todayto
memes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though
1·3 days agoLaying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There’s no way to justify OP’s spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.todayto
memes@lemmy.world•Your physical health is no joke, seriously though
11·3 days agoI rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don’t even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5
That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.
TL;DR That’s a disproportionately huge dog.
Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they’re all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.
But he’s clearly not in a room full of adults wearing matching lanyards discussing a PowerPoint presentation that will be forgotten by Tuesday. He’s laying in bed with his front-facing camera capturing himself from the least flattering angle possible.
Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?
Can we, like, revolt already?