I could nonverbally explain how much I don’t want to do that. It might involve kicking.

They flooded Old Zealand to seal Sauron away.

Peepee friction pleasure

He reached the ripe old age of 11, so they just decided to wait him out.

How did you know my mom’s nickname for me?

Download Flashpoint and live forever!

I wonder if a single-biome planet with life would actually be more likely to produce predators that could threaten a human visitor. Like, would Wampas actually be more likely to evolve on a fully frozen planet like Hoth than a planet with some temperate climates that creep into their niche occasionally over the eons? Sci fi loves when dangerous native fauna threatens an advanced human visitor.

I think I played that same game back in the day. And yeah, when you have the context added by building out from the distinctly shaped border states, it’s fairly easy to get almost all of them, but I don’t expect the average American to be sure if they’re looking at Indiana or Illinois based on nothing but the shape of its outline.

It was mostly a joke, I didn’t think people would get so worked up.

But yeah, I’ll stand by the assertion that most Americans aren’t great at geography, and some states have non-distinct shapes that aren’t rectangles.

Are you sure “Americans aren’t bad at geography” isn’t more of a take?

As if anyone outside those states could distinguish between unlabelled outlines of Virginia, Kentucky, and North Carolina.

Or New Hampshire and Vermont.

I guess Connecticut pulled a pro gamer move by being a tiny rectangle.

Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.

Thing is: it would be cost effective. Just not for the people making the decisions.

The desire to be far away from earth got to me.

… Anyone got a 3d printer file?

I’m surprised nobody in the 2nd or 3rd pics are morbidly obese

I am a genius, the voice of a generation, will be a Nazi in 10 years, but I am not a gay fish!

Oh, I love fish sticks!

This is what the pedophiles want us to think. We’d be better off without them.

I guess she can have 2 of my sticks for only twice the price I paid for them a year ago.