but even then, some people get crust and others don’t. I guessss that might suit some people’s preferences, but I feel like you’d end up left with most of the crust pieces
The bigger problem for me is that it assumes you’re going to eat the whole pizza, and I could never manage that myself. Halfway through and you’re left with the middle of the pizza.
What if we invented something you could use to hold on food without getting your hands dirty? Like, something akin to a pitchfork but smaller, that you can stab your food with to bring it to your mouth?
Yeah the square cut seems like a bad idea to me. Not the worst thing but why not just cut the pieces into smaller wedges if you’re trying to make sure more people get a chance at a fair share of food?
I think option A is the only viable one here! B and C fuck up the crust-to-centre ratio
If you have a big group, just buy more pizza. That said, I do want to try eating a pizza spiral now
Tavern style pizza with its thin crispy crust is made for square slicing. Ratio issue really doesn’t exist for it.
Yup! Those corner pieces are surprisingly good.
or a big party size square one, cutting a circle into squares is evil
I’ll give it a pass https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squaring_the_circle
What about rounding the square?
An alchemist has been spotted in the wild
It’s good if you want more crust.
4π > 2π
but even then, some people get crust and others don’t. I guessss that might suit some people’s preferences, but I feel like you’d end up left with most of the crust pieces
If your friends are leaving the crust get out of there and go find new friends!
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If you like crust so much, then why don’t you go find friends who leave it?
You’re an adult. Do what you want.
But I’m invested now. Can you try it and report back?
Lmao if I do it, I’ll report back 😎
You start by eating crust only
Well in the illustration the spiral is thick enough that you do get a decent amount of core along with the crust! I’ll take it
The bigger problem for me is that it assumes you’re going to eat the whole pizza, and I could never manage that myself. Halfway through and you’re left with the middle of the pizza.
The crust to center ratio is already fucked by the size of pizza. Crust goes as r while center goes as r^2.
Yep although you can preserve the ratio by keeping the pizza the same size and increasing the number of slices.
Where’s the handle on a square piece of pizza? That edge of crust is what you hold on to in order to minimize mess.
What if we invented something you could use to hold on food without getting your hands dirty? Like, something akin to a pitchfork but smaller, that you can stab your food with to bring it to your mouth?
Are you suggesting people eat pizza with a knife and fork? Pizza?!?!
How else?
Jon Stewart would like a word.
Who is that again?
Yeah the square cut seems like a bad idea to me. Not the worst thing but why not just cut the pieces into smaller wedges if you’re trying to make sure more people get a chance at a fair share of food?