If skeletor is this sassy in the movie, I’ll actually go see it.

Then ignore the scale, and look at yourself naked.

Weight is easy to measure, but it’s a horrible metric. If you’re eating more protein, you’re probably pooping less, which means you’re full of shit and that’s where the weight is.

I’m not googling this. Is this satire?

Plug for cronometer. If they have AI, I haven’t noticed.

The only thing keeping me from using this is the “remind me” action that adds a task and reminder to my task list. Any idea if that’s configurable somehow?

Those women have the worst jobs. It starts out fine, you’re just manipulating some idiot, maybe trying to milk him for his money or information.

Then you end up as first lady of the United States, and you’re stuck and can’t escape.

So that means there’s a small chance it’s an Asian man with a giant rack?

Fuck yeah, sign me up!

You can. But it hurts to pass their little tummy gems. Those don’t digest.

At least you won’t be an early grandpa. That kid is prepared.

I think I’ve been doing sex wrong. This sounds fantastic

I didn’t realize that sex was one of the prize options

Butterfly: a rectangular playing piece with dots indicating the numbers to match.

Not to be confused with Dominoes, which is, of course, a pizza place.

Everybody’s cute. But in steely grey… I’m STUNNING

This car looks like it wants to invade Narn

At first I was like, why are we shouting? And then I realized, Terry Pratchett is why we are shouting.

You have dumb people proud of not knowing stuff. So there is still a difference.

I have some bad news…

Some men don’t even wipe their ass. 🤷‍♂️

Sisyphus: thanks for the offer, but I’ll stick to the rock.

No one intelligent wants more international violence.

And the idiots think that a black eye would stop us, not make it worse.