The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHow to cut a pizzalemmy.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1730arrow-down110
arrow-up1720arrow-down1imageHow to cut a pizzalemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoThe crust to center ratio is already fucked by the size of pizza. Crust goes as r while center goes as r^2.
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYep although you can preserve the ratio by keeping the pizza the same size and increasing the number of slices.
minus-squareZephorah@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoWhere’s the handle on a square piece of pizza? That edge of crust is what you hold on to in order to minimize mess.
minus-squareCyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWhat if we invented something you could use to hold on food without getting your hands dirty? Like, something akin to a pitchfork but smaller, that you can stab your food with to bring it to your mouth?
minus-squareZephorah@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoAre you suggesting people eat pizza with a knife and fork? Pizza?!?!
The crust to center ratio is already fucked by the size of pizza. Crust goes as r while center goes as r^2.
Yep although you can preserve the ratio by keeping the pizza the same size and increasing the number of slices.
Where’s the handle on a square piece of pizza? That edge of crust is what you hold on to in order to minimize mess.
What if we invented something you could use to hold on food without getting your hands dirty? Like, something akin to a pitchfork but smaller, that you can stab your food with to bring it to your mouth?
Are you suggesting people eat pizza with a knife and fork? Pizza?!?!
How else?
Jon Stewart would like a word.
Who is that again?