Oh dear God I did not read this it’s not happening no no no NO NO NO
What is the name of this piece?
I reverse image searched it. It’s just called “Blood Fountain” by Frank Ippolito and Nick Bonamy
How straightforward
And where can I buy one?
If only I knew. It seems to be more of a “entreat the blood god” thing. I imagine it would eventual just sort of manifest in your walls and then you’d dig it out
See, I tried that and now I pee blood, but still have no statue.
Damn. Uh. Sorry, no refunds. They’re still working out the kinks
Exsanguination?
Hmm… Do you think adding tiddies to a Charlie Kirk statue might be taking things a bit too far?
Only if they are soaped!
Best I can do is ‘scoped’.
If I could upvote twice I would
Also:
- Pop Country
- Drake
- Taylor swift
- Love island
- Housewives of *some bullshit
- Any advertisement
- “I asked Chat GPT”
The list goes on.
Housewives of Some Bullshit sounds MUCH better than the actual shows tbh 😁
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Xmas music is manipulative. I don’t like to be manipulated into hyper capitalism and religious bigotry.
There was this song porno star by joe budden. I used to drive around on Sundays blaring it with the top down around all the churches. Man, I miss CDs.
Oooh, I was going to let this this conversation slide but you’ve actually just nailed it right it the heart of the issue.
That’s EXACTLY what it is! FUCK! I HATE music that tells me what to feel and I HATE being told to buy shit. I want to have holidays, I really do. I love my family and I love not being at work. It’s just kind of hard to enjoy it knowing it’s all at the cost of our health and prosperity.
Don’t even get me started on the mathematical theory of manipulative music. There’s a whole equation for how many times you can repeat the hook of a song to make sure it makes the top 40 charts in the US
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
And it’s starting earlier and earlier. Used to be you start hearing it on the radio after Thanksgiving, now I expect to hear it after Halloween.
This is me entering a mall in the Philippines from September 1st onwards
You will never get me to not recommend Sufjan Stevens’ “Songs for Christmas”
