You can also use it as a backup for when your new fridge plays a two-minute ad before you can open it.

So OP was born in 2026? How did they learn to type so quickly? I’m confused

This is fantastic! Our corporate masters are so kind to us! Beep boop

This made me laugh, thank you very much.

(it was capitalism, pick a book and read it. any book.)

Ironically, you got your tautalogy mixed with their tautology.

WELL DONE