grep this
Still wont need terminal and hack jobs to make a local account
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleepI did not give consent to be touched.
sudo !!Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn’t we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
cd stomach && ls -acd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopiecd ..pwdlsls -adu -dh --max-depth=2rm -rf appendixecho hello worldcd ~/ ^Crm -rf /*^DThis incident will be reported.
From what logs?
Recursive? I hope you don’t have children
I understood that more as “what’s inside me”.
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first…
What kind of tits you got? I bet money they can be sucked.
we don’t unzip, we tar
I use the mnemonic “extract ze file” for
tar -xzfwould
tar --helpcountIt should, as long as you don’t try to abbreviate it as
tar -hthough… the short form istar -?which illustrates the joke nicelySince a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it’s worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for “tar --help”???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
They also failed to read “at most”.
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn’t guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
I’d use tar -help and we’d all die
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
man command
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
You don’t have to mansplain
It isn’t women’s fault that you don’t understand technical conversation
but… but… that’s what the man is for… that’s all the man knows how to do…
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but ‘unzip’? We only ‘gunzip’ or ‘tar xz’ here.
> tar xz
> looks inside
> not xzDecompress, mount, touch
7z e
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
This is so embarassing
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Holy fuck their creative team!
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
It’s the iwizard and dawizard all over again (successfully renamed mage to wizard)
Clbuttic.
not as rar as you might hope it to be.
I love this meme format so much lmao
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff… and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them…
You forgot tar
I guess it depends which distro
Depends on distro or kink.
Between what?
