I know it’s 100% stereo types but I found it deep in my meme collection and wanted to share!
Heaven is where the gay men are Belgian, the gay men are Armenian, the gay men are Indian, the gay men are Malaysian, the gay men are Peruvian, and the gay men are Cameroonian
I’m horny and indiscriminate
Don’t ask me about this. I assume all British police are like this person. 💙
Anywhere humans aren’t should be considered heaven
Surely the cops would be American in Hell.
Um. Surely there are no police in heaven, at all!? Yet another reason I have no interest in heaven, I guess.
Yeah think this meme is just a little old XD
Indeed. The cliché about friendly British police is also well and truly outdated.
…why would police be allowed into heaven?
Have you read about the Christian god? He’s like the ultimate cop.
I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to Heaven
You’ll find no policemen there– Hobos Lullaby
I hear there’s a lake of stew. And whiskey, too!
You can paddle all around it in a big canoe.
It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.
Maybe, all I can say tell for sure is many places look down at the spectacle of US police brutality in an attempt to convince themselves the police where they live don’t have the same fundamental void at the heart of them.
That’s a valid question. Well probably because their hell is needing to do their jobb right XD
Sooo no Good Cop?
ACAB
Germany is not so known for mechanical superiority these days, and in fact a lot of their infrastructure is aging poorly.
The history is well earned but they be slippin.
It’s not aging poorly. It’s just maintained badly. When you build a road that’s supposed to live 50 years you can’t expect it to be in good conditions after 70 years.
I mean, those bridges are exactly what I said - no maintenance.
Railroad traffic is also in bad shape due to the same reason: the infrastructure was neglected and not maintained over decades. Maintenance is not just repairing a broken piece of track or power line. Maintenance also includes modernisation, expansion and adapting to changing environmental factors, requirements etc.
The British police part maybe not so much.
Even if we ignore all the institutional racism, aggression towards peaceful protesters, kettling practices, undercover officers destroying lives of environmental activists, etc etc etc… I’ve never really had anything other than negative interactions with the police. There’s such uncalled for distrust and hostility in the interactions with them; when it isn’t warranted at all.
Yeah maybe not, that part aged like milk
Do you have a loicense to age that milk?
British comedians maybe, certainly not British dentists.
I can also imagine tge British organizing it all with their queueing and all. Don’t let them draw any borders though
Why?
Using excessive force while arresting anti-genocide protesters I guess
Also telling someone you don’t think they’ve been stabbed while they bleed to death.
“don’t think you have mate”.
American police would like a word about the hell assignment.
It would be very different if we weren’t only including Western Europe.
Never had cause to complain about Swiss women before 🤷
Swap the lovers and cooks in Heaven imo, I don’t need some hoity toity chef just gimme some pasta
I need so much butter and pastries. Give me that french food all day
Wow, I remember hearing some version of this when I was a lil kid back in the 1980s, and it was ancient then. This might even be a joke from the pre-WW2-era.
I don’t know much about history, but police being German in hell sounds like this was from WW2.
I get all the professions, but I always thought this joke’s big flaw is that any nationality would have a monopoly on being lovers. In heaven, you’d expect anyone can love anyone. And in hell, love is definitely not anywhere on the agenda.
I don’t think it’s suggesting that people can’t love whoever they want. I think it’s suggesting that the Swiss aren’t very passionate.
I know that, obviously, but it just doesn’t fit the premise of the rest of the joke.
Oh I get what you’re saying, that “lovers” isn’t a profession. That’s fair.
Sex work is work!
Hell is a bookshelf 7.161 billion light-years wide
Borges’s got you, bro.
How do you know? Did you measure? If you did can you tell me if you saw a open spot for Felon Musk?
