baronvonj

it’s not just about the microwave returning to clock function. It’s also about the microwave being returned to it’s normal standby state so that pushing the buttons functions as expected for the next person.

<nods>

Wait, do you actually say the letters every time? Just think of how many syllables you’ve wasted in aggregate over the years!

always finding their way up onto the roof or gravitationally pulled into that one stupid post they could easily walk around.

damnit Roach.