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Top Text: Men only want 3 things
A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim
Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]
Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]
Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]
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I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I’ll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.
Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don’t own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?
That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.
What does absorbing dragon soul will give me? I’m ignorant of this process so, please someone explain.
But what if the dragon souls keep getting stolen?
Derkeethus is best waifu
“Thanks for saving the lives of everyone in town on your journey to save literally the entire dimension of tamriel from dragon anti-christ, as a favor to you I will allow you to buy a vacant home for the price of 3 of the most powerful artifacts known to merkind, or the proceeds of killing a small army of bandits.”
~Man Speaking Before a Quick Save
Men only want one thing…
That feeling when your acrobatics finally reaches 100 and you can stop jumping around all the time like a maniac…
And I don’t stop.
Men just want to be frogs
Two of those rings in the marriage symbol are superflous. They’re literally an arch disguised as being part of the flow.
But they’re not. And its disgusting
It is the Irish claddagh symbol with the Christian trinity symbol. It has meaning for Christians with Irish backgrounds. Being that Skyrim pulls a lot of cultural influence from medieval northern Europe, it makes some sense.
But at least in the claddagh you follow one ring through to the other two. Here it makes no sense from a topological viewpoint. Follow the path, I dare you
And it’s fucking disgusting
I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part… I’m not feeling it.
Well, if I’m going to be very honest, I’d prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.
Plot twist, you absorb each other’s souls when you marry them and move into their lair. An enemy to lovers rom-com of the ages.
Really? No boypreggers by Vivec Saint of Boypreggers?
