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Top Text: Men only want 3 things
A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim
Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]
Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]
Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]
I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part… I’m not feeling it.
Well, if I’m going to be very honest, I’d prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.
Plot twist, you absorb each other’s souls when you marry them and move into their lair. An enemy to lovers rom-com of the ages.