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Top Text: Men only want 3 things

A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim

Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]

Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]

Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]

  • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.caEnglish
    5·
    11 hours ago

    I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I’ll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

    • qc_butter1@infosec.pub
      5·
      10 hours ago

      Was it that you married a dragon lady, thus acquiring her soul? But she made a prenup that says you don’t own her estate, therefore you are still not a citizen?

      • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.caEnglish
        4·
        10 hours ago

        That is one possibility. With the prices of houses these days, marrying a dragon lady might be the easier option.