Picard is standing around waiting for Worf and Dr. Crusher on Celtris III. A transport rolls up and the driver asks for directions.

Stranger: “Hey Buddy, do you know where the dilithium crystal store is?”

Picard: “As chance would have it, I do. You take this road down about a kilometer and turn left.”

Stranger: “A kilometer? What-? Ok, do you know how many traffic control lights there are between here and the turn?”

Picard: “There are four lights.”

Madred walks up: “Oh, you’ll never get there. There are five lights between here and the turn.”

Picard: “THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

Stranger: “Ok, Ok, chill out… But I’m going to ask someone else.”

even he rarely drinks in the show, compare to the coffee addict janeway is.

When he asks Beverly Crusher to marry him: “Engage!”

Hot!