how do poop pranks sound? the coffee hasn’t hit my brain yet obviously, that still sounds good. or i erred on the side of hippie with the speedball, because that still sounds funny over here.
oh those watchlists aren’t so bad, they just give you the extra attention every time you fly. or go to a courthouse. not just the federal ones, the state ones too. like, being on the “we know this guy and he’s cool” list at the local courthouse doesn’t help, when i showed up on the federal shitlist merely because i was disabled and had to fly every 8 weeks for treatment (and this one TSA dude at the airport at one destination was jealous as fuck of my facial hair. i know exactly who, he was an absolute shitass [he’s such a poopbutt. i bet he shits out his own ass]. this happened right after 9/11, very long story), i got my shit tossed every single day at the local state superior. they didn’t want to do it, i didn’t have much choice about carrying my shit, but anyways, there’s ways of dealing with being on the list, senpai👉👈
Yeah, looks like they’ve been trying to contact me for over four years now. I probably should instruct them to go fuck themselves at this point, I guess.
Nah, let them keep coming. every once in a while you might need an ego boost, and the fact that this one place has been trying to hire you for [x] years might help.
usual unhinged undercaffeinated rant incoming
there’s a radiation oncology clinic in Florida that has been trying to hire me for, uh, maybe ten years now? keeps calling me doctor [me]. so the thing is i’m a musician. i’ve been radioactive and had to be kept away from the public and family and they made me pee and shit into a special bin so it wouldn’t enter the water supply, uh, twice now though. i’m not sure how that turns into “you, dear sir, madam, or gentlecrytipd (please pick the last one i love cryptids) are a radiation oncologist” but i’ll take it unless it impacts the prices ticketmaster makes me pay. good for the ego though
Anduril keeps trying to recruit me. I don’t know how to send them a strong enough message that conveys just how hard they need to fuck off.
Apply, never show up.
That would require having a conversation with these ghouls
No online application? Sad
Online applications go nowhere, you gotta talk directly with the recruiter.
Same here. You’d think with all that AI they should be able to get by without us.
I drive past an Anduril building on my commute. I’ve always assumed they are a defence contractor but I’ve never bothered to look.
how do poop pranks sound? the coffee hasn’t hit my brain yet obviously, that still sounds good. or i erred on the side of hippie with the speedball, because that still sounds funny over here.
How do I send poop thru email
Who said email
They’ve been emailing me
My favorite words in the language include disproportionate response
Send word to the elves! the time has come. The sword of your forefathers must be reforged! You have my bow. Err the break of dawn, we ride!
Consult US Army TM 31-210
Maybe we can be next to each other on the watchlist.
oh those watchlists aren’t so bad, they just give you the extra attention every time you fly. or go to a courthouse. not just the federal ones, the state ones too. like, being on the “we know this guy and he’s cool” list at the local courthouse doesn’t help, when i showed up on the federal shitlist merely because i was disabled and had to fly every 8 weeks for treatment (and this one TSA dude at the airport at one destination was jealous as fuck of my facial hair. i know exactly who, he was an absolute shitass [he’s such a poopbutt. i bet he shits out his own ass]. this happened right after 9/11, very long story), i got my shit tossed every single day at the local state superior. they didn’t want to do it, i didn’t have much choice about carrying my shit, but anyways, there’s ways of dealing with being on the list, senpai👉👈
All my years of giving 89% are paying off. The only companies trying to recruit me are named unimaginative double entendres
You mean like bobs burgers next door neighbor?
Not nearly as clever
Oh they hit me up a couple of weeks ago. So far no follow-ups, but we’ll see…
They sent me two a week for a month six months ago, and they’ll probably keep trying for another couple weeks this time around as well.
Shit, they did the same thing six months before that, too. It was only a few pings every year before then.
What the fuck. That’s some serious persistence.
Yeah, looks like they’ve been trying to contact me for over four years now. I probably should instruct them to go fuck themselves at this point, I guess.
Nah, let them keep coming. every once in a while you might need an ego boost, and the fact that this one place has been trying to hire you for [x] years might help.
usual unhinged undercaffeinated rant incoming
there’s a radiation oncology clinic in Florida that has been trying to hire me for, uh, maybe ten years now? keeps calling me doctor [me]. so the thing is i’m a musician. i’ve been radioactive and had to be kept away from the public and family and they made me pee and shit into a special bin so it wouldn’t enter the water supply, uh, twice now though. i’m not sure how that turns into “you, dear sir, madam, or gentlecrytipd (please pick the last one i love cryptids) are a radiation oncologist” but i’ll take it unless it impacts the prices ticketmaster makes me pay. good for the ego though
Well, you’ve convinced me, and that rant was the best thing I’ve read this morning.