Better yet a Red-Green Show channel. Because if they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!

I can’t stand strong cologne; I’ve told multiple men and women publicly it’s supposed to be suggested, not announced.

<3

So I thought, but I’m still a remote jockey, constantly bouncing between gunshots, scene-setting music, and whispered dialogue.

This set me off watching a Mitch special instead of sleeping. What a bad thing to see late at night!

You’re ducking right, it was better in the days of You’re.

For a while, it was just my one buddy I convinced to use it and I, but then I got hired at a new company and hit it off with the resident cybersec OG! Having Signal ready to rock gave a great first impression :)

Oh, didn’t you know?:

AI BAD AI BAD AI BAD AI BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AI MENTIONED REEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO AI BADDDDDDDDDD

??? Where else are you supposed to put your schizo rants if not here?

1/399 chance, but stranger things have happened, but Big if True!

No, it’s dissemble, when you’re being intentionally misleading

It’s spelled Napoleon Bonaparte, the guy who made out like a bandit from all of this

I was thinking the smug, self-satisfied pedantic assholery, but that works as well!

Have a picture of Mickey 17, if it means that much to you

UK having 1,000 accents to sound inbred in instead of America’s 5ish is pretty neat!

A Li-uh boh’uh’wa’er

I remember watching the release Live with a few buddies, and the “gunshot proof windows” shattered with the gentle toss of a ball bearing.

I knew just watching the release it would flop, they marketed solely to clueless hipster assholes instead of actual truck-buying rednecks.

My favorite thing is the boomer anger towards 6-7

“Back in my day, our funni numbers mean something, and we wore onions on our belts, as was the fashion of the time”

YENNEL!!!