The moment that felon rapist’s face showed up on the screen the entire bar I was in started loudly booing. Probably 50-60 people. I started shouting FELON RAPIST over and over.
One of the few moments of political hope I’ve felt in the last decade.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie! You’re out of your fucking element!
What’s the first picture
And why is he not a part of the team if he is wearing blue?
It’s Drake. They gave him matching Nike swag.
He wants to be on the picture to lie to his fan base,
"I remember that day, I was just watching the game, very tight game, When the spanish coach saw me, and came to me with tears running down his face, Mr.President please help us!
I didn’t like that son of a bitch, but other people started cheering me, I say what the hell, I’ll show them. so The coach ask for the substitution, so He got out Ronaldo, Ronaldo He is a very good friend of mine, very good player, I saw Him on the way out and told Him, Don’t worry my child, let me take care of it.
The coach asked me to keep the game tied, but there was still a few minutes, I asked for the ball and ran to the other side of the court, people were impressed, how fast are you Mr.President?!, Argentina tried to stop me, very dirty players the Argentinians, but I knew all of theirs tricks, I saw Mbappe and told Him, Mbappe I’m going to pass you the ball so you can score, but He told me I don’t know if i can do it Mr.President, the boy was right. This needed a man, so He saw me in the eyes and gave me the captain ribbon.
All the stadium was chanting my name, Trump! Trump! Trump!
so I saw an opening and took the shoot, I was in the 43rd yard so it was a difficult shoot, nothing but net, Argentina was crying they could not believe it.
You know I’m very humble, maybe the most humble man alive, so they offer to give me the world cup, but you know me, I don’t like the spotlight, I just let them enjoy the celebration, that’s why I appear at the side in this photo."
This is way too coherent.
He didn’t call anything “beautiful.”
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I enjoyed this but it’s still a 7/10 from me.
I mean, there was no mention of a family member being an expert in something.
No calling people “folks”.
No mention of Sleepy Joe Biden.
No accusations about how the election was rigged.
No serious tangents being taken.
No mention of being the most disrespected but best president ever. EVER.
No spelling mistakes or wrong words used.
And why oh why was there no one dropping to their knees and begging for help?
Ok, yes, there were tears, but no begging? No big burly men dropping to their knees? Oh, come on!!!7/10. Next time try harder to make it more unbelievable for it to be believable!!
First time I ever read a trump fanfic
I suspect they are not a fan of Trump
Geriatric rapist needs a handler.
The disgust on his face is cracking me up XD
“Ok, gramps, thanks for -probably- not shitting yourself doing all that exercise of waking from there to …there, aaand picking up then passing me that trophy. Now it’s time for you to fuck off.”
OMG is he aping trumps little dance!?
Belgium did it in their locker room after trouncing the US as well.
Oh he’s just loving the attention. Prolly even thinks it’s being done cause it’s cool.
He always looks like he just shit himself.
Supposedly it’s that he stands that way to make himself look less fat, but your version is just as plausible.
His posture is so strange, I don’t know how he stays upright.
He stands as if he’s the front half of a centaur.
Dead on
The name for this stance is literally called “dementia posturing”.
I looked around a little bit, and mostly the articles seemed to talk about stooping rather than collapsing backwards into the spine.
I think it’s cause he’s wearing lifts and has to use his upper body as a counterweight for his belly.
But he definitely is not there mentally any more, 2016 he was still able to speak in sentences.
Standing that way is also a symptom of dementia
It can be two things
Porque no los dos
Cause he did
How tf does he just go wherever he wants? Somebody please just fucking get rid of him.
Have we forgotten how many 5 year olds that man has deflowered?
He shouldn’t be anywhere near public places.
He’s a traitor. If there’s any justice in America he’ll be tried and executed.
Raped. How many 5 year old he raped. Call it what it was, don’t downplay shit that creature has done
tbh, “deflowered” sounds grosser to me than “rape”, in this context. It’s like spraying perfume at a cess pool: highlighting the ick by pretending to disguise it.
In other words, the term “rape” feels clinical and accurate to me. “Deflowered” feels emotional and super gross to me. Neither downplays it for me.
YMMV because emotions and feelings are like they are and your feelings are are as valid as mine.
I got raped at about that age.
Using the term “deflowered” to describe what happened to me makes me feel like you were part of it.
If that’s the message you want to send, I guess that’s your call, but you’re not gonna make a lot of friends doing it.
I didn’t use the term “deflowered”, I explained how it made me feel when someone else used it. I said it’s a gross term and makes me feel gross to hear, which feels like the appropriate reaction to hearing about raped children.
It sucks that you were raped and I’ll take your experience into consideration when I emotionally evaluate the word “deflowered” when I encounter it used to describe experiences similar to your experience.
It reduces the person who got raped to a body part.
The body part that the rapist wanted access to.
If you can’t understand why that’s hurtful maybe take a step back.
You’re right. The word is vile and I shouldn’t have made it sound like a matter of personal taste. It’s not “gross”, it’s dehumanizing. I’m sorry.
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I know he’s got a thing about his hands, but please tell me this isn’t edited. His hand do look so small comparatively.
Average or large hands would look small when put next to that huge lump of wobbling gonorrhoea.
And it really doesn’t help that those hands are smaller than average.
Trump is like closeted Mac, Uncle Jack, and Frank had a baby.
Not edited. They had to push him out for the other pictures
Oh gawd - it’s so embarrassing
how is anyone supposed to take anything seriously anymore fr
Why is he throwing it back
You need to get the better frame where you can see Infantino’s arm trying to get the orange moron to follow him.
Red apple. Annoying orange.
