There was a game gear game that had a cheat code which required you pressing 2 buttons simultaneously. 4th grade me didn’t know what it meant so I just pressed both buttons is such rapid succession until I inadvertently pressed them at the same time and unlocked the cheat

There are still 4 months and big midterm elections in November.

Too far of a gap to include HP. Now I’m suddenly worried about Mel Brooks

I don’t hate kids. I hate the parents who bring under 10 kids to a brewery, the kids pull 5 board games out at once, dump them on a table then leave it there and go run up and down the corn hole boards screaming and throwing the bags at each other while mommy and daddy get sloshed.

Not even late night but a young kid was standing in the cart screaming about something and all the mom did was yell at them telling them to stop, while the kid was Stomping around. I was just NOPING OUT of the section when the mom shoves the cart, lo and behold the kid shifted to the end and ragdolled out. Thr only saving grace was they were in the clothing section which was carpeted so the kid just kidnapped bounced.

Not as much as I hit my 40s but mine involved going back to school after a short gap, not being sure if I’ll be able to pass even if it get 100s on my tests and not remembering the combination to my locker.

Next time they reference XYZ and acronym, say “Fun Fact, that’s technically not an acronym. An acronym is when the letters spell something like NASA or PIN. when you say the letters it’s called initialism.”

I can still browse r/Falcons just fine from my android phone, via duckduckgo browser on my home network with adguardhome dns AND via cell service

Yeah it’s BS that you have to find detailed instructions online to turn of developer mode just so you could have the number

It’s the same low effort shit comments so people can feel like they’re contributing.

The same bullshit where in an SNL skit or standup clip half the comments are literal quotes and nothing more, unless it’s followed by 🤣🤣🤣 I’m ded. Or “proof you were here within the first hour”

Also anything with DESTROYS in the title

Yup, they deliberately setup drops in speed limits for the sole purpose of catching out of towners

Yeah, but also it’s a different perspective. Which can sometimes be “I’m not currently banging them so I see a lot of the stuff you ignore or justify, or stuff you’re not there to see”.

There’s a reason it’s called the Habsburg Jaw

I always check that but have found a couple instances where the math did not work out. Either it was wrong on purpose or by accident

Or the ones who play Misery Olympics and try to 1-up (1-down?) you.

Them: You have to stop playing video games, they’re a waste of money and time and take up too much space

Me: Ok, then you stop collecting funkos

Dept X buys an application without consulting IS. They get 75% through the project then dump it on the CIO’s desk saying it needs to be finished and why is it taking so long. Half the shit isn’t compliant or compatible with our environment, didn’t go through any vetting, then assigned an analyst who has to learn everything top to bottom in a short span which impacts their other projects and support of existing ones, then we get blamed for it not going live as planned/expected. 6 months later they just stop using it. The following year the same dept dumps another 80% project and the process starts all over again.

Yup. When were close to going live with our new EMT, some little twerp who was given a little too much power arbitrarily decided we needed a different reporting dashboard because it was better. 9 months of intense rebuilds only for him to take a new job elsewhere.

Fuck that little fuck.