• Redvenom@retrolemmy.com
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    1 day ago

    He wants to be on the picture to lie to his fan base,

    "I remember that day, I was just watching the game, very tight game, When the spanish coach saw me, and came to me with tears running down his face, Mr.President please help us!

    I didn’t like that son of a bitch, but other people started cheering me, I say what the hell, I’ll show them. so The coach ask for the substitution, so He got out Ronaldo, Ronaldo He is a very good friend of mine, very good player, I saw Him on the way out and told Him, Don’t worry my child, let me take care of it.

    The coach asked me to keep the game tied, but there was still a few minutes, I asked for the ball and ran to the other side of the court, people were impressed, how fast are you Mr.President?!, Argentina tried to stop me, very dirty players the Argentinians, but I knew all of theirs tricks, I saw Mbappe and told Him, Mbappe I’m going to pass you the ball so you can score, but He told me I don’t know if i can do it Mr.President, the boy was right. This needed a man, so He saw me in the eyes and gave me the captain ribbon.

    All the stadium was chanting my name, Trump! Trump! Trump!

    so I saw an opening and took the shoot, I was in the 43rd yard so it was a difficult shoot, nothing but net, Argentina was crying they could not believe it.

    You know I’m very humble, maybe the most humble man alive, so they offer to give me the world cup, but you know me, I don’t like the spotlight, I just let them enjoy the celebration, that’s why I appear at the side in this photo."

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      16 hours ago

      I enjoyed this but it’s still a 7/10 from me.

      I mean, there was no mention of a family member being an expert in something.
      No calling people “folks”.
      No mention of Sleepy Joe Biden.
      No accusations about how the election was rigged.
      No serious tangents being taken.
      No mention of being the most disrespected but best president ever. EVER.
      No spelling mistakes or wrong words used.
      And why oh why was there no one dropping to their knees and begging for help?
      Ok, yes, there were tears, but no begging? No big burly men dropping to their knees? Oh, come on!!!

      7/10. Next time try harder to make it more unbelievable for it to be believable!!