You can tell this isn’t real. Spiffing wasn’t mentioned.
I have pinnacled! I dare say!
Thanks for the meme, but all these are real words, so it’s not quite the same innit?
deriod
Is that a dude period?
Yes
I regret asking lol
Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent
How do you feel about chimneysweeps with a cock-er-nee accent and their own dancing penguins? We’ve got one of those going spare. :starts whistling:
That’s fine, as long as you’re not being a dick to everyone else.
Shall I put the kettle on then?
It wasn’t until relatively recently that I learned that the British often use “tea” as the word for their midday meal.
As in, “what are you cooking for tea today?”
Weird
Depends on where you live…
Up north tea/supper is also another word for dinner
Fancy a cuppa
You missed boo’h o’wa’er
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Wait… Is it really not just:
“Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!”
Oi! D’ya got a loicense for that?!
You’ve gone too far. You’re in Australia now
Wouldn’t it be, “have a cunt ya biscuit?” Sorry, I don’t speak English.
“Have a cunt ya cunt, I just cunted in yer cunt” might also be acceptable. I’m actually for real not sure and was asking in hopes of a real answer.
It’s also that.
I’m reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It’s called Thank Goodness You’re Here.
Almost. Almost. Almost…
There we are…
splendid
Well done.
Good show ol’ sport
tally ho what what
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!
oh, a royal rogering? Back home we calls that the Glorious Revolution!
Omg… do Americans say Toosday ?
Naw, today’s clearly Threesomesday.
Twos-day.
Won chew free, innit?
It is Twosday
We say Tuesday
I thought it was Twosday
So, too-es-day?
It’s pronounced like Tuesday.
Well then, Bob’s your uncle.
I always have wanted to work “Bob’s your uncle” into my everyday speech, but I always forget it exists
…“And Fanny’s your aunt.” I’ve been told concludes the expression lol.
how’s that for a slice of fried gold?
