They turned into a pickle, funniest shit I ever seen.

Either that or even near death he nitpicked minor unimportant details that made no real impact on the weight of the situation.

You just missed it

They’re good boys who have been corrupted by opportunistic jerks.

I didn’t know Jeep made BMWs…

Ah yes, nothing bad ever happened in the 2010s…

Did you fail a biology midterm or something?

Or capsaicin.

That’s good!

Wasn’t this an episode of recess?

Almost like its not a population problem, its a logistics problem.

90% of the places I go to, there’s still staffed registers, I just choose not to go to them.

Look how they massacred my boy…

I tell you you’re too inbred for my potions.

“Fairly”

Better view, just wear a helmet

'Ello Sue!

Credit Unions are generally not-for-profit, less interested in shareholder numbers and more on account stability.

Depending on how they’re set up (i am not an expert, mind, this is just my limited experience with some credit unions), as an account holder, you are effectively a shareholder. So the goal is to maintain your economic status, not just some group of randos who thought investing in something was worthwhile… for now.

I’m at the stage of my life where if a spoiler ruins a movie, it wasn’t a good movie. Just a shocking one.

It’s usually the opposite problem for me, I expect the autocorrect to add punctuation or correct the last word in a comment and it doesn’t because it only works after a spafe