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minus-squareHeyJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoSomehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down2·2 days agoThey’d just shoot you during the wellness check in America
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoHonestly I’d prefer Ba Sing Se
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 days agobecause in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime. corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoFortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoTheir aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won’t let you die.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoJust don’t attempt to assassinate the president. Or else you risk getting arrested and having your shirt taken off, it’s all just a really uncomfortable interaction and not worth it.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoStill fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoBecause commenter above feels like it
Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
They’d just shoot you during the wellness check in America
Everything’s great in America!
Honestly I’d prefer Ba Sing Se
Wait, why?
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
Their aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won’t let you die.
Just don’t attempt to assassinate the president. Or else you risk getting arrested and having your shirt taken off, it’s all just a really uncomfortable interaction and not worth it.
Still fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
Because commenter above feels like it