Question. Are they gonna do the Banging or the Bro-ing?

*in Rimworld

Yeah, but those kind of people rarely end up with significant others in the first place. You know… because the do nothing but play videos games all day.

The last two words of that sentence are the most important ones.

What’s going on little bud, got a starring problem, pal?

15 years, huh. So about 7 of his videos ago.

(That’s a jab at JonTrons horrible upload schedule)

Finally we found it. The worth of a celebrities political opinion.

“That’s just like your opinion man…”

Wait I’m confused, if patriarchy is still a thing then why are all women in media strong independent “need no man” girl bosses now? Somebody please explain.

Am I supposed to know Ariana Grande on some deep interpersonal level to realize that she looks like a walking corpse?

There’s only “shy” or “promises to peg you on the first date”, no in-between.

Wait, why?

Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.

Have you tried being an attractive woman?

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

“Jessie, we got to cook meth.”