Optical illusion, it’s a dirt trench.
No pre-nougat no love.
It’s cause I love you so much! It’s totally normal.
There are only so many things a person can keep in their brain, so thanks, now Snickers veins are in my vocabulary but I can’t remember my grandmother’s face anymore.
Could be worse. Your comment could have caused you to remember your grandmother, tounge out, downing a Snickers bar veins down. That would have been terrible. Its a good thing that the image of your grandmother, tounge out, downing a Snickers bar veins down, never came to mind.
Could have been worse. You didn’t even use the phrase “deep throating”. No one needs that image.
Oh my god. How have I never noticed this? It’s going to be so much fun between the real thing and the ice cream version.
When I was very young, before I was able to read, I would see images in my mind associated with spoken words. Sometimes they were the literal thing that was being said, but other times the images were more abstract.
With Snickers, I pictured “sneakers.” But it was for more than the sound being similar - I thought the pattern on the bottom of the candy bar resembled the pattern on the bottom of shoes. So it all made sense in little-me’s brain.
I can see it!
Taste the veinbow
Man, if your Snickers bar is multiple colors it might be past its shelf life.
Are we still talking about phallices?
I don’t much like chocolate, but I’ve said here before: if a food item has toppings and is sufficiently robust to maintain those toppings, it is universally better upside down.
I ate a pop-tart upside down once and it was a mindblowing revelation. Now anything that has toppings on it gets eaten toppings side down, facing the tongue, for maximum flavor.
My life is now bifurcated into who I used to be, and now after reading this comment.
I would have sworn before looking that this had to be a post by @violet08@lemmy.world…
A legend
A snickers can never throb tho
It’s a pyrrhic dicktory
Ribbed for your pleasure.
I had to make sure this wasn’t posted by that thirst trap “18 year old girl” Violet something something. Lemmy is getting trolled by a dude. I guarantee it.
But I do enjoy a veiny Snickers.
that bar does not have a vein
Isn’t the other side a crosshatch texture? Or is that a different bar? Either way, I enjoy putting that texture on my tongue.
