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Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
Isn’t it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
Man: “I consent”
Woman: “I consent”
Announcer: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”
Rawr :3
Velocesus
It’s actually the world Christians are hoping for too.
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
I’m pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
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Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
I didn’t want this…but now?
a need was created in me
Something has awoken inside me.
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe… maybe I’ll get the plushie
Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
