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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

A disaster waiting to happen

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A disaster waiting to happen

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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to memes@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    14 hours ago

    Lemmy: What about men’s laxative?!!! 😡

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      And yet you’re literally on Lemmy and that literally isn’t happening. There are a lot of people making fun of the pointless gender divide though.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        I’m sorry you didn’t like my silly joke 😔

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      Barbed wire flavor

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      14 hours ago

      same stuff, but comes in a blue bottle 😆

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        and cheaper

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        Black, shiny label with a big X in the name.

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          10 hours ago

          *Formerly known as Shitter

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          XTREME SHIT LIQUIFIER! Move over Tub Girl and make way for TUB MAN!

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          The tablets are also beef and leather flavored.

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            Don’t forget about the booze+wood combo!

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              9 hours ago

              It smells like cologne mixed with farts and peppermint, a scent called BEAR FISTER so you don’t feel insecure in your masculinity while swallowing.

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          Looks like nuclear reactor pellets

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        And reeks like a dead dear’s behind, because apparently men like to stink.

        Edit: to be clear, I am man, I hate how companies want to make me stink.

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      Men just drink hot sauce from a jar.

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      Well I was kinda wondering what the difference is tbh. Laxative is laxative, surely.

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      Men are content to be full of shit.

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        deleted by creator

    • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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      12 hours ago

      Don’t need 'em I got poop wipes more men. I’ll go elbow deep and pull it out myself like a real man

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