Is this the line for the vaccine against the woke mind virus?

I do not want to be found

Stalin would gleefully have shot all 50,000, and some bystanders if there was ammo left over.

Has anyone told the crackheads how much copper is in that thing?

Cartjack them, run off and they can’t catch you. Technically it’s legal because the cart and all its contents belong to the store. You just gotta dump the grandchild at the first corner or everyone’s phones will vibrate

This concept makes CEOs cum

After the first walk to the car wash, chatgpt didn’t fall for it again. It sasses me a bit and then I was instructed to drive to the car wash, wash the car, and then walk home

THIS API HEADER IS FUCKING RAW!

I had a hard time configuring ChocChip, the Linux Mint AI assistant on first install.

Well I’m sold

😜

The stocks who’s value is based on the purchase of ram you just made using stocks as payment? Seems perfectly logical to me.

Yes, and assuming Mulder was too enthusiastic to do his job properly.

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Australia can into EU plz?

I’ll show you fuckin’ left!

Life is a joke

I’m not technically allowed to sell the Lenovo laptop I bought earlier this year unless I get permission from the US Govt. It says so right on the invoice

Jokes on them, I’m selling it anyway hah ha.

Does anyone else hear the sound of chinooks?

Personally, I look forward to visiting Cascadia, and travelling to the DMZ to point and gawk at the ruins of the new hermit kingdom.

Why are they just standing there in like waist deep grass?