to be jolly

I was about to Google “vagina dentata” to reply with an equally terrifying picture but realized I don’t want those words in my search history.
It’s David S. Pumpkins
Any questions?!?
Oh god, I never even thought about it before. Cartoon Beetlejuice would be an absolute menace with the visual puns during sex
In reality, creatures with no sexual appeal have trouble finding sexual partners. I for one would not allow Beetlejuice pumpkinhead anywhere near my vagina.
“creatures with no sexual appeal”
I thought we were talking about Beetlejuice here!
As someone who does some involved costumes, you’d be surprised what turns people on. And the more specific and strange, the more turned on they get.
My conscience chooses to block you now and never encounter you again. K. Bye!
I wonder about that. I’ve seen enough people in various horror communities thirsting after every eldritch creature you can imagine.
And understandably, things people do in fantasy & pretend on the internet are things they would not actually do in real life.
In his case, the pumpkin is probably an improvement. But yeah lol
Was this an actual line from the show? DDG is giving me fits trying to find it. All I get are stupid stencils.
Talk about some beetle juice!






