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Got pussy anyway. Win.
The image would have been funny enough, why would you add that shitty fantasized story
What do you mean?
Not the OP but the bottom text really ruins the joke
Why
Because it explains the joke
How?
Something something sealion
More of a leopard seal
by the time you are married, getting sexted by your wife is a reason to order one more round at the pub
Wife bad, such an original joke
Just get a divorce
Said no happily married person ever
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