has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
Looks like Xavier’s making it around lemmy today, and is still watching yt ads
Literally the post above this one for me.
My Ex used to sleep wearing only an old shirt of mine. She’s tiny, I’m huge, she wore it like a nightgown, one shoulder showing, hanging down to her knees.
And I loved her for it.
And there’s my wife with the #1, but also a sweater. I don’t know how she can feel that cold when she’s that warm(I call her the furnace) and I can’t even sleep under a blanket. Her body just wildly flings heat energy into the universe.
Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne’er.
I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.
11/10 amazing pun
Where’s the ‘naked except for a sombrero’?
Goddammit! Always under-represented!
Missing option: onesie.
There is another
That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.
How hot are the ghosts?
not very, but one of them has pretty good booze I hear
Seeing that one of them is from the future, that one’s probably really hot. Just not in the way you’d prefer…
honk shoo mimimi swag
Drip 🔥
That’s technically 4, no?
4 + hat
Who’s the madman with just his socks on?
I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.
Socks? Like plural?
I only wear one sock, until it gets wet…
My feet get easily cold, alright?
The blue jeans and t-shirt are missing
Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
