In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
Good news! It’s an Audi
Wait 9 months for the part to arrive!
This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it

The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
sounds like feline respiratory infection, hope the kitty was ok
Missed that typo. Thanks.
man now my reply looks insane
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Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
now it’s making a weird noise…
Ignore it until it goes away.
Now there’s something leaking…
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
I am never gonna financially recover from this
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
That just means you’ve reached 40
Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.
Best I can do is, 800…900 thousand dollars. And it’ll take 18-22 years.
does it play doom tho
It will in about 5 or 6 years
nice one
Cheaper than a baby.






