I won’t body shame Madonna. What I will shame here is for her shocking lack, of the ability to sing… for a singer. For whatever reason, she was performing a live act in the break of a Eurovision Song Contest and I don’t know if the rules also extended to non competing acts regarding live singing. In any case, she was singing live, no doubt about it and she was bad, even compared to Song Contest bad. The choir had to carry her through the song.
Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czSSByhTrnk Vs santized version on the official channel: https://youtu.be/VG3WkiL0d_U?t=64
I’m pretty sure cremating Madonna would lead to an unprecedented environmental disaster.
burying her would end the same.
just jettison her into space.
To much risk of the rocket blowing up and instantly obliterating earths entire ozone layer.
Damn, Madonna looking busted
Apparently she’s 68. And she’s been actively refusing membership into the ‘grow old gracefully’ club for quite a while.
Oof, I actually guessed around 72, which is of course the huge problem with getting work done that tries to actively fight an aging appearance instead of doing subtler stuff and only trying to stay 10-12 years ahead of it. Eventually you look so odd that people just assume some number that may well be older than actually are.
Of course, there’s a 30 Rock for this…
Goddamn what Madonna do to her face?
The problem with cosmetic surgery is that it may look well for some years, but it ages into an unnatural look, so they have to keep getting more surgeries and fillers.
The kpop industry would be a good case study of how extreme cosmetic surgery will look like when those idols get old.
Botox?
Goddamn she probably be prettier if she just aged naturally, but guess we will never know.
Jesus Fuck, she looks like a drunk Rocky Dennis.
No offense to Rocky Dennis.
I thought for a second it’s !celebritygrosskink@fedinsfw.app
Thank god that didn’t load
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