Who needs 5 seconds to read a wrongly typed sentence?

ITT: lots of very smart people who don’t read closely and would fail this test.

Doesn’t work to seem my on screen.

I hate that this worked on me.

Didn’t asshole no you.

I immediately scrolled and read in less than 5 seconds, then I realized this didn’t way which 5 seconds was taken…

My ablitiy to raed yuor wrods is lragley unmipacetd by the sihtfnig of thngis aornud lkie taht. You however read that just fine.

Wouldn’t be very good at reading if stupid typos and blinders blunders like this tickled my consciousness. Not every language even cares what order you line those words up too much, go ahead and put the important words at the beginning (or the end if you’re an asshole), conjugations will sort it out.

Edit: Fucking autocorrect almost got be again when I tried to fix the typo. I fucking typed blunders both times, a real word that exists and makes sense in context, unlike fucking blinders! Dumbass “AI” autocorrect!

No didn’t you. wrote You a sentence was what that difficult, to read. still reading It’s.

I’ve been on the Internet too long. Genuinely didn’t notice anything wrong until I went to the comments and then went back and looked at it again.

What really fucked me up was the “to 5” instead of “for 5”. The rest I glossed over and read the intention of the words…but the transition with a number in the sentence broke my flow and made me glitch out.

What about my took? Am I not allowed to keep hobbits in my basement any more?

Ow.