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8 days agoThis would be funny without the quotation marks.
I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.


This would be funny without the quotation marks.
One day you just find yourself staring at your cowbell.
One daAay. You’re young. And. Then the next! … you’re standing in your… Back yard.
I feel singled out. Or grouped up!
I hated birds until I was like 30, and now I’m all like HELLO LITTLE FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SEEDS OR HOW ABOUT EGGS I READ THAT YOU LIKE THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP
Are you in the pen 15 club?