• garbagebagel@lemmy.world
    1·
    2 minutes ago

    Me: get a smart watch to buzz when people message me (phone has been silenced since 2007)

    Also me even though watch has not buzzed: oh I wonder if I have any new messages, let me look at the phone screen

    (Immediate disappointment)

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
    2·
    1 hour ago

    Followed by pretending to write a reply to the message I didn’t receive so people don’t think I’m some kind of textless loser. Smile like it was something funny. Don’t smile too much or people will think I’m nuts. Check again a minute later like the person who didn’t text me replied to the reply I didn’t send.

    We should all start a group chat.