They take marketing bait way too easily.

1000% more efficient, you say? You’ll train, you say? Out with that old shit we were using!

‘were he’ the parent, I believe was your OP’s point. Damn dude, don’t bring others down just to be edgy.

Back then: “wow there just must’ve been a falling-out, man, they were such good friends, I hope it’s nothing to do with Suzie, man, oh darn.”

Now: “Maaaaaaaan, Aaron, thank fuck you got that idiot out of your house.”

They hear. .Ml is full of stoop kids. They don’t leave their stoop.