• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca
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      6 hours ago

      Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you’re confident, and everyone thinks you’re well hung.

      One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it’s average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it’s huge and being a letdown.

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        2 hours ago

        No, even Kanye was not him about the size of his package.

        You have a solid point about being yourself, but the dude is a MESS.

        Or at least he was during the Kate/Ariana/ Kim phase.

        Looking strung out, two weeks behind in sleep, and fucking terrible tattoos…

        But what the fuck do I know, I certainly haven’t had his success.

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      8 hours ago

      You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.

      Oh wait no… That was him not you.