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I’m imagining the reaper is like “Dude, I just helped killed Lindsay Graham! We have to balance the nature of the universe!”
Well guess what, Reaper? Take Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell and maybe Ron Johnson for variety. Then and only then, will we be even.
You know what, Reaper dude, there are a lot of Ron Johnsons. Just pick one. As long as the list, enumerated below, is removed by noon today.
the list
fuck you feds i ain’t really got a list
We wouldn’t be told for days.
you’d just have Vance running shit putting trump AI videos out…
Whaaaat? You’re crazy. I mean there’s no way they could keep something that monumental under wraps like that.
I mean, imagine if say, a senator died. What would they do? Fake an injury? Pretend he was in the hospital and ask for privacy while he recovered? Pretend he’s fine and on the mend but refuse interviews because he needs space to recover? Tell journalists he’s working from home and working harder than anyone but refuse to go on camera? No, no way they could hide something like that. Not in this era of surveillance. Not possible.
This Mitch McConnell reference has been brought to you by Taylor Farms.
Taylor Farms: you’ll absolutely shit yourself
Funny, but it would be a much bigger story if nobody has seen the president of the United States for months.
Algeria kept Bouteflika in a near-vegetative state for years. They didn’t hide him, they paraded him around in a wheelchair.
Maybe AI-Trump will run President the next 100 years and no MAGA questions that.
Apparently it’s Peter Cullen.
Fuck, Samuel L Jackson is damn old too
Don’t you even put that out there.
It’s sad of course, but he spent the last decade of his 80 years in increasingly poor health.
What? NO! NO!!
Death might be in need of glasses. He’s pretty old.
Shit. Frank Welker is 80…
That better not be Samuel Jackson in the middle.
Looks like my ex wife and I bet she smells like the cigarettes and cheap beer too.
Ironically, the comic artist Red Dot lives a weirdly healthy life while her character is mostly just a wine lady, but her fans get to know way too much about her sentient butt plug.
…her fans get to know way too much about her sentient butt plug.
please be a euphemism for a husband.
Well that was a rabbit hole.
yeah, learned waaaayyyy too much about your ex’s sentient butt plug
