FAGMAN.
Facebook.
Amazon.
Google.
Microsoft.
Apple.
Netflix.What about Meta and Alphabet?
different name same dog
It works for any company! Isn’t it awesome?
I got laid off because Trump & Elon are a disaster.
You got laid off because, well much the same, but also different.
I prefer this version

confused penis noises
…fighter of the…
…Straight man, champion of the…
…bum
The evil organization F.A.A.N.G. strikes again!
Why’s there no Microsoft because they seem to be the worst enacter of layoffs
not hiring
i dated a woman who worked at one of those companies in a prestigious position, and she worked from home. she had two separate computers; on one of these she ‘worked,’ which meant doing 2 hours of actual labor a week and then waiting for zoom meetings. on the other computer she’d be playing an MMORPG.
i lost respect for any office working yuppie at that point. she was dumb as a box of rocks on top of taking a huge dump on the traditional american ethics we have shoved down our throats.
i don’t know how people like that even live with themselves but they somehow twist all the self-whatever into arrogance.
If some fool rich asshole is going to pay me and not care about my output, in cashing the check.
I dunno it sounds like she was pretty smart to me





