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Actually microplastic is stored in the balls
That’s how I like to get my vitamin p.
Well then good news! It’s a suppository.
Nothing tastes right without it anymore.
Just like mom used to never make.
The plastic gives me strength.
The microplastics in our brains are dead dinosaurs so actually that’s pretty cool.
Semi-related: I like referring to gasoline as dino juice, pterodactyl purée, sauropod syrup, etc. The looks I get make me feel… something, for once.
“I need to fill’er up with high-octane pterodactyl purée” somehow hits different…
Dead plants, but yes …
How I know anything
Live by the plastic, die by the plastic
