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minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month agoUhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door. Amateur hour!
minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 month agoNot if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoConnected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoRegister your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀
Uhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door.
Amateur hour!
Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
Register your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀
Nah his cheeks could handle them