I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals
Mine are Poten hats. I like that they’re “artisinally” made and the leather sweat band feels unique. Been wearing a synthetic suede hat from them and I like that it looks like suede but is more durable because it’s a nylon hat brushed to look/feel like suede…
Artists are anal. Artisanal.
I’ve never seen anyone do this.
Not one…
Flat cap with fold-down ear warmers. It’s like a sophisticated baseball cap, and you won’t freeze your ears off when it hits -10.
Used to have an amazing one I splurged on. My ex put it in the dryer. 😭
Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch
Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
That’s just how I look
Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?
Remember when silly hats the key factor in determining who should go to war with who?
My hat’s a tactical cap with hook-and-loop mounting points, where I change out various morale patches based on what I’m feeling that day. (A lot of times it’s the X-COM “vigilo confido” patch haha.)
So does the hat choose my personality? Or does my personality choose the hat? Who’s to say. It’s flexible and open to change at least. :D
I have a collection of toques for winter and keep another collection of ballcaps from various places, mostly museums and zoos. The one I got for visiting the Smithsonian was a Washington D.C. one, though, and it doesn’t cover my head well.
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.
No way anyone’s touching those hands, we know where they’ve been.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.
The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.
Damn.
I was about to make a joke about a dumb novelty hat I wore my senior year of college… then realized I wore it so much that if I did so, there’d be a non-zero chance I might accidentally dox myself lol
I’m sure they were mass produced, but Murphy’s Law is a cruel mistress haha
Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”
