you’re supposed to put it on the injured part
So much easier just being gay, just sayin’
😛
edit: sorry, guys-- I shouldn’t be joking about other men’s balls 🤪
But I like boobies.
sure… so do i… although, I’m guessing not for the same reasons you do 😁
Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?

After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can’t reproduce and I made a ton of money. It’s a shame I didn’t get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
What a ride.
That is not where the cone goes
Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck
I’m going for mine next week. Can’t wait!
it’s a pretty mild procedure. Nerve wracking, but the pain level overall is quite low. I was more stressed than anything.
Oh my god, I’ve been reading “I’m going for nine”. Nine what? Children? Get a cone of shame you maniac!
No more happy little accidents?
No woman shall have my seed!





